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    Ted Cruz’s RNC Speech Gets the Bad Lip Reading Treatment

    Ted Cruz’s RNC Speech Gets the Bad Lip Reading Treatment

    “What bugs me the most are the hair puppets.”

    A little levity to kick off your evening — yesterday, the good folks of Bad Lip Reading released an abbreviated and hilarious rendition of Senator Cruz’s controversial RNC speech.

    If you’re not familiar with Bad Lip Reading, they dub over clips of all kinds (not just political) with nonsensical garble.

    “Last summer I was with Trump and we were by the pool and he was feisty, so he called for a happy child race. Then I punched his rib. Oh hey, someone’s giving me the hairy eyeball. Do you have a problem? Hey, I’m talking to you, Blondie,” says BLR Cruz.

    It continues, “something you don’t know about Mr. Trump, the guy just got the weirdest medicine, for back phlegm, I hear. Ahhhhh, how gross can you get? I don’t even know how that works. The guy is way out of his mind, just like about all of you people, I guess.

    One of my long-time favs from the BLR repertoire remains this faux Ron Paul ad. Cracks me up every time.

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    VaGentleman | July 27, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    The Eleventh Commandment was a phrase used by President Ronald Reagan during his 1966 campaign for Governor of California. The Commandment reads: Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.

    VaGentleman | July 27, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Did anyone else see the similarities between Ted’s speech and Baltimore AG Mosley’s presser re Freddie Gray? 2 self absorbed angry losers, wrapped up in their own sanctimony, displaying the traits that caused their losses. Everyone else is to blame, I was true to my principles, I did what was right, the rest of you are too stupid to understand, etc.. Arrogant, narcissistic fools, and their followers too.

    He and his believe they are the definers and guardians of the conservative movement and all who disagree with their interpretation are disloyal sellouts, she and hers believe the same thing re black justice and those who disagree are racists.

    Not much to choose from between them.

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