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    Alabama and Mississippi Primary Results

    Alabama and Mississippi Primary Results

    Endgame assessment:  Big night for Rick.  Bad night for Mitt.  The Honey Badger don’t care (nsfw).

    In honor of Rick Santorum’s victories, and to prove I carry no hard feelings, I present the definitive rendition of Sweet Home Alabama:

    Alabama – % Reporting 79
    Romney – 28
    Gingrich- 30
    Santorum – 35
    Paul – 5

    Mississippi – % Reporting 96
    Romney – 30
    Gingrich – 31
    Santorum – 33
    Paul – 4


    10:45 – Fox calls Mississippi for Santorum

    10:15 – Fox calls Alabama for Santorum.

    Exit polls reported on CNN show Romney winning Mississippi and Santorum Alabama, but those are just exit polls.

    Will report results as they come in.


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    Henry Hawkins | March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    I’ m огорченный, но ковбои Ленинград всасывают.

      Hope Change in reply to Henry Hawkins. | March 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm

      Hi Henry Hawkins — I did google translate and this is what I got:

      огорченный, но ковбои Ленинград всасывают = sorry, but Leningrad Cowboys suck

      hahahahahaha! I love it. Вы можете быть правильной.

      But when I imagine what the Leningrad Cowboys looked like to those who ran the Kremlin!

      I realize they’re from Finland. But Russia would LOVE to rule Finland. And they don’t.

      The worst nightmare of the totalitarian state–the yearning for freedom breaking loose with some US-American Southern Rock & Velvet-Underground-meets-Project-Runway fashion sensibility anti-authoritarianism. Ha!

      It’s difficult to feel the requisite pre-socialist hopelessness about life when there’s all this insane creativity. So even if the Leningrad Cowboys suck, они являются удивительными.

    The most important thing is to stop Obama. The second most important thing is to stop Romney.

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