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    The Iranians will be hearing from our lawyers

    The Iranians will be hearing from our lawyers

    Carl in Jerusalem screams “OMG – He Can’t Be Serious,” regarding this video:

    Carl, you’re a lawyer.

    In order to commence suit in court for return of the drone, demand must be made and the persons in possession of the drone must be given a reasonable opportunity to return the drone to its rightful owner.  Absent such demand, there is no justiciable cause of action.

    So of course we had to ask for it back.  They’ll be hearing from our lawyers.


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    Henry Hawkins | December 13, 2011 at 8:46 am


    MaggotAtBroadAndWall | December 13, 2011 at 9:41 am

    U.S. and Iran Reach Agreement on Missing Drone
    By MaggotAtBroadAndWall

    Cyberspace, U.S.A. (Legal Insurrection Newswire)

    Working late into the early morning hours, President Obama and Iranian President I’mADinnerJacket negotiated a definitive agreement the provides for the return of one of the U.S. stealth drone unmanned aircraft. The Iranians mysteriously captured the aircraft more than a week ago.

    Tensions between the two countries have been high. The aircraft contains highly sensitive, state of the art technology believed to be possessed only by the U.S. on the world stage. When Mr. Obama asked Mr. I’mADinnerJacket to return the high tech aircraft, Mr. I’mADinnerJacket took a tough negotiating stance. Sources close to the negotiations say I’mADinnerJacket demanded that Mr. Obama ask for the drone’s return using nicer language. Mr. Obama agreed, saying, “Can we have our drone back. Pretty please with sugar on top.”

    Another highly placed source tells Legal Insurrection Newswire that Mr. I’mADinnerJacket immediately accepted the offer. The two world leaders sealed the deal with an historic pinky swear.

    More to follow as details become available.

    as somebody in Ithaca blogged recently:

    Obama never heard of finders keepers, losers weepers. The Iranians have heard of it.

    Gayle Spencer | December 13, 2011 at 10:31 am

    “And then, then,” Obama stammers, “then, if they don’t give it back then, well then, I, I, I, I’m gonna give a speech.

    “And to show them that I really, really double-dog mean it, I’ll be giving that speech at the UN!”

    LukeHandCool | December 13, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    “Mahmoud, don’t call my bluff! … Please”

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