New Rutgers Course: How To Mind Your Own Business 101
Don’t spy on the labels on wine bottles ordered by people at tables near you, because it’s none of your business.
Don’t then look up the price on the wine list, because it’s none of your business.
Don’t then calculate how long a family of four could live on the cost of the bottles of wine, because it’s none of your business.
Don’t then confront the people at the table, because it’s none of your business.
Don’t then run to TPM with the “story,” because it’s none of your business.
Instead of teaching a class at Rutgers called “Love and Money” about how students should handle their finances, you should create a class called “How To Mind Your Own Business 101,” and instead of teaching the class, you should take it …
because how other people spend their money is none of your business.
Update: I wonder how many families of four could live on the $80,000 donated to fund the Love and Money course, and for how long. I bet I know someone who could calculate that for us.
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Perhaps Paul Ryan should have asked her what she does for a living and when she said she was a university professer he should have told her that he was currently working on a bill that would lower the salary of university professors who taught such useless courses as she does since she obviously made too much money as exhibited by her ability to eat in a restraurant that sold $350.00 bottles of wine.
You see, this rude woman exhibits the left in all its beauty. She is the kind that is afraid of guns, would never own one, but will try to make sure you can’t own one; will drive a rice burner or an electric car (thinking that the electricity is cheaper than gas never having it dawn on her were electricity comes from) but will demand you lose your right to drive a Ford F-250; will insist that Congressmen live like paupers because of some radical notion she has that she (a professor) is so much better than a mere Congressman and she EARNS her money; who will rudely interrupt someone else’s dinner to spout off her liberal mantra, but never thought of taking $25K a year less for what she does, or better yet, giving $25K of her annual salary to some poor family she doesn’t know and will never help.
Perhaps she should teach a course in hypocracy; she has it down pat.
Nosy bitch! She reminds me of the first Alice (?) in Bewitched.
These Communists are damned unhappy people. She went out to celebrate her birthday (did her man buy her a glass of coke rather than a whole bottle of it?) and was so miserable that she decided to make Ryan’s life miserable. What a bloody awful woman. Despicable!
Somebody ought to track this Nosy Parker and take pictures of her anytime she engages in any activity where she spends more than $20.
@Juba Doobai, that’s the “Gladys Kravitz Syndrone” (from Bewitched TV show, back in the day). That was one nosy neighbor. Currently, they use this ‘Gladys Kravitz syndrone” title to ‘FaceBookers’ who go snooping on other people’s info.
I was gonna send Susan Feinberg ‘Crappy Birthday’ wishes, but thought better of it.
If Ryan doesn’t want to be made fun of when he acts like a plutocrat, he shouldn’t propose budgets that are absolute economic fantasy which tear up the social safety net and destroy Medicare in order to lower taxes by a trillion dollars.
If a liberal had acted in a similar cartoonish fashion (which would be, what, outlawing carbon emissions and then having his vegetable-oil van break down?) y’all would be howling like hyenas.
You always this much of a parody?
Yeah, you’re right; nobody would ever outright ban emissions. I should have gone with something like cap and trade.
Troll, or just that oblivious: so hard to tell….
Perhaps Ryan should act like Michelle Antoinette who takes trips to Africa and hauls her extended family (mother, cousin and nephews) along on the taxpayer dime. Or maybe Obama can quit campaigning on the taxpayer dime, flying around making “official” stops as he journeys to some city to attend $35,000/plate dinners for his campaign coffer’s benefit, or maybe, just maybe, Obama who is worth millions can show us how that how that whole “shared sacrifice” thing works as he serves the Chinese at a state dinner $300 bottles of wine. Maybe the next time Michelle Antoinette is telling us how to eat healthy, she can start with her husband who seems to be caught on camera shoving a hotdog or hamburger down his gullet with regularity.
You forgot the NY Date night.
Or setting records for the number of parties in the White House.
Heck, even just turn down the heat in the Oval Office so they’re not making orchid jokes in the winter….
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