How dare this concerned citizen drive a gas-guzzling AWD SUV from a company that isn’t even unionized! I hereby move his or her Whole Foods membership card be stripped, his Democrat voting cards be terminated, and let him be thrown into the Outer Darkness with such other vile polluters like Exon and Enron where he shall never again see the glorious light of Saint Al’s face.
Free Tibet! (with purchase of another Tibet of same or larger size. Limit one per customer, no credit cards please.)
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How dare this concerned citizen drive a gas-guzzling AWD SUV from a company that isn’t even unionized! I hereby move his or her Whole Foods membership card be stripped, his Democrat voting cards be terminated, and let him be thrown into the Outer Darkness with such other vile polluters like Exon and Enron where he shall never again see the glorious light of Saint Al’s face.
Free Tibet! (with purchase of another Tibet of same or larger size. Limit one per customer, no credit cards please.)
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