I am “honored” to have been asked by BigFurHat to be the judge of the PUK Award at iOwnTheWorld.
This IS an honor, right?
Do you think I made a mistake in giving him my social security and bank account numbers, and passwords? He said it was required if I were to be the judge.
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It just so happens that you were named in the will of a wealthy Nigerian oil baron and are due to receive 10 million dollars. So, just send me your SSN and bank account numbers as soon as possible and I'll facilitate the transfer. WAIT! DON'T GIVE IT TO THAT IOTW GUY, HE'LL EMPTY YOUR ACCOUNT!
Nah, you didn't make a mistake. Give him the diamonds you got in the safe, too. You know judges gotta cough up collateral, right? If you're worried, I'll take care of them for ya.
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