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    Alan Grayson Mocks Republicans’ Mustard

    Alan Grayson Mocks Republicans’ Mustard

    What a whack job.  What kind of idiot would use Grey Poupon to prove a point?  Are you suggesting that only fancy, foreign, John Kerryish types use it?  No real American would use that stuff, right Alan?

    Sure, sure, you were just joking around to make a point, a little sarcasm here, a little parody there, with a smidgen of satire thrown in.

    Yet, we are not amused.

    And neither was MSNBC, which curiously didn’t broadcast your speech.  Hmmmm…..

    You have a great future as a blogger, my friend.  Maybe some of those leftie blogs which loooove you will defend you, because they get the joke.

    And no, you can’t take it back, because this is the internet.  And the internet never forgets.  That’s why it’s called the internet.

    Watch the video starting at 3:20 (h/t JammieWearingFool), screenshot:

    (Comments will be carefully moderated on this post.  Only comments which disagree with me, and think there was nothing wrong with Grayson’s jocularity and use of The Great Yellow Metaphor, will be allowed through.)

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    The more he runs his yap, the worse he looks. His days are numbered.

    The same elitist, snobby organization that makes Grey Poupon also puts Oscar Meyer weiners in your fridge and macaroni and cheese in your kitchen cabinets: Kraft Foods.

    At $2/box, if Congress uses its monopoly on coersion to confiscate more money from millionaires as proposed by Grayson, then the jobs to produce 40,000 boxes of macaroni per millionaire will no longer be needed. Why Alan? Why the class warfare against the average worker who has devoted his life to making macaroni?

    One Congressional assclown down, Senator Stuart Smalley to go. Good riddance.

    Je tiens à déclarer et affirmer, conformément à votre déclaration bi-conditionnelle de limitation commentarious, ci-dessus, que:

    1) Je suis en désaccord avec vous et vos points de vue sur ce sujet, et

    2) Je suis entièrement d'accord doit et sans réserve que le représentant Alan Grayson (D-Rebuke) est un homme puissant et enjoué et métaphorique-correct pour son utilisation de la carte Grey Poupon démo de moutarde.

    Vingt mille pots! Ahhh. . . magnifique!

    La seule réserve que j'aurais, c'est qu'il fait aucun effort pour prononcer correctement ce condiment merveilleusement élégante –
    moutarde de Dijon – Il aurait été si simple, et pourtant une telle. . . How do you say. . . performance triomphante sa part!

    Correction . . . "de sa part!"

    (rough translation of the above):

    I would declare and affirm, in accordance with your bi-conditional "commentarious" limiting statement, above, that:

    1) I disagree with you and your views on this subject, and

    2) I agree completely and unreservedly with representative Alan Grayson (D-Rebuke) a powerful man, and his playful and metaphorically-correct use of the Grey Poupon mustard demo card.

    Twenty thousand jars! Ahhh. . . magnificent!

    The only reservation I would have is that he made no effort to correctly pronounce this wonderfully elegant condiment – moutarde de Dijon – it was so simple and yet so . . . how do you say. . . triumphant a performance on his part!

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